This wiki describes the survival and demise of different rullers, kings, queens, emperors, and others. There is no definite place to start perhaps at some time this list will have a structure:

1. Strange toilet demise of Elvis Presley

2. Edward II had a red hot poker shoved up his bum, he was a gay fellow and that was the fun thing about being gay in those days.

3. When Louis X1V was a baby he was coated in butter to help protect him from disease. He couldn't be picked up because he was too slippy and dogs used to lick him all day. Protected by the butter he grew up to be a Tyrant. That just shows the effect butter can have on politics.

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Johns other thoughts:

If you don't believe in God, the institution of marriage, the sanity of politicians, the pursuit of capital, then you must believe in ART Ben Hecht. (screen writer for the Marx brothers films)

Advertisement is the excrement of commerce.

There is a retired British RAF officer called Sir Jock Stirrup. Obviously he was a goon show character who came to life.

There is an American sex therapist is called Karen Horney

There is a BBC racing commentator called Mark Whip

One of the candidates for the American Presidency is Mitt Romney. When I asked him if Mitt stood for Mitten he gave me a sock!

There was a Korean poet called Kim Puk Sik

A German count in the middle ages was called Henry the Hairy.

The last time an American Vice-President didn't automatically get the nomination to run as president was in 1952. John misses old alisrtar cooke for those little pieces of information now he has to find it out for himself.

The word incontinent, as in not being able to hold yopur water, and the word continent, as in a large land mass are in fact related.

Who would win a Custardy battle between Ambrosia and Birds?

I'm nearly finished reading the Gospel of Matthew. (The passion was pure crucifixion I can tell you.)

I've just heard that the Oragami bank in Japan just folded.

There is an English Actor called John Deep. If he ever decides tobe a porn actor he won't have any need of an alias.

Captain Franklin went on an expidition to the North Pole where he and his men ran out of food and had to eat their shoes. Twelve years later the same men also on an expedition also ran out of food and had to eat eaachother.

In detectigve films of the 1940's the slang word for spying on someone was "shagging" someone. This lead to such dialogue as "Were you shagging me?" and "How long have you been shagging me?"

Bill Maher described the Bush administration as a collective soiling of America's bottom and he describes the next president as a sponge who must wipe it clean again.

A report in the London Times said that a member of the royal familyperformed an illegal sex act on a personal servant while a strin gfellows stripper egged him on while on cocaine. Well you can't accuse them of being a quality newspaper.

An American cook called earl Pink has a show on TV in which he cooks things in aftershave and feeds raw eggs to random grannies.

A man called Hecor Newlove was murdered by somebody called Adam Swellings. People with funny names are turning on eachother.